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Bad Days (Part 89) |
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| door FWGod op wo. 16 dec. 09 om 08:57 | |||
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Enjoy! ---- Today, I was texting my friend. He has a history of depression, which we were talking about, and somehow, he turned the conversation to: "If we ever broke up, I would kill myself." I didn't even know we were even going out. Today, I went to the doctor to check the dark growth I just discovered on my back. It was chocolate. Today, my husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500 and Allstate was $200. He chose Geico because it had a 'cute little lizard.' Today, I went to the doctor to get a pulled arm muscle checked. I told him I had been bowling, and it had just started to hurt badly. He said it was normal for a man of my age (35) to pull a muscle when lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I then told him it was on my son's Wii. Today, it was my last day at work. I was offered a better job and accepted. Not wanting to leave my present boss hanging, I asked for time to give notice. While I trained my replacement, the owner at the new job had time to think about how slow the season is, and he decided not to fill the position. Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'i hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. Today, I was at my 10 year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screams when she sees me. Then, she starts hitting me, looking panicked. I control her and ask why she's hitting me. She says 'Everyone thought you were dead!' Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I decided to be funny and tell him I was Iron Man and nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. Today, I have to train people overseas to do my job. If I succeed in teaching them what they need to know, then they get my job and I get fired. If they don't perform well, then as the trainer I get blamed, and get fired. Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. Today, I woke up to my boyfriend's crazy ex, who let herself in with her old key. She screamed at me to get out of "her" bed, snatched "her" blanket off of my body, and finally dragged the bed itself out the door. I was still in it. Today, I called my boyfriend upset because my best friend has begun stripping to pay for school. His response was, "Where and what time does she work?" ---- I hope you liked them, en dat ze je toch even hebben geholpen je gedachten van het werk af te helpen! 
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wim-ke | Gepost op wo. 16 dec. 09 om 10:32 | 2 |
  man2502 Posts Karma: 66 |
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zitten echt mooikes tussen,
maakt een werkdag zoveel aangenamer merci! |
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realbutcher | Gepost op wo. 16 dec. 09 om 10:35 | 3 |
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Cardinal | Gepost op wo. 16 dec. 09 om 10:53 | 4 |
 man707 Posts Karma: 8 |
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Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane\'s wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group \'i hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes\'.
lol |
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nico_0_10 | Gepost op wo. 16 dec. 09 om 10:58 | 5 |
man2522 Posts Karma: 5 |
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echt goeie en net genoeg om niet te vervelen =)
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jonny56 | Gepost op wo. 16 dec. 09 om 12:47 | 6 |
man74 Posts Karma: 0 |
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That was some very funny stuff. Great post friend.
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The_Unforgiven | Gepost op wo. 16 dec. 09 om 16:46 | 7 |
 man11713 Posts Karma: 134 |
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Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane\'s wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group \'i hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes\'.
hahaha zalig  |
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